38. Homeschooler & Mum to one boy who is a U.S. Soldier, and to 3 beautiful and amazing girls. Wife of 16 years to a man who deserves a medal for putting up with my irritating ass. Maine. Photographer. Computer lady. Anxiety disorder. Animal lover. Constant worrier. Pessimist. Sarcasm. Beer. Chapstick. Photoshop. MST3K/Rifftrax. Books. Movies. Harry Potter. 80’s stuff. Bob’s Burgers. Not straight.
Not a cigaretty, retired hooker, either.